"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)
SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I LOVE BEING IN ADVERTISING.
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
The place is much like a film set—many of the peripheral buildings are just facades, while those at the “city center” are a lot more developed in order to give the trainees more varied terrain.
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag