Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
a filling literally takes like 15 minutes of a dentist’s time and costs him like… what? one string of floss and some cotton to stuff up in your tooth. “1 trillion dollars please.”
Look at this purebread puppy
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Suddenly, out of nowhere, some babies drop out of the sky!
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"