most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
this lady danced for all eternity
literally, mother nature.
I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.
No way is this real
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals